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FutureGrunge​/​FuckSounds

by the swine

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Pig 02:37
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Garbage Fire 02:32

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Hello, my name is Aaron M. I've been making music as The Swine since about 2009. In an effort to raise funds for a forthcoming LP, I am coming once again to Bandcamp to debase myself. As such I bring you NOT ONE, NOT TWO, NOT THREE BUT FOUR...COUNT 'EM...FOUR mostly-unheard future classics. I don't really like the idea of charging money for this but as I stated, I'm trying to secure as much funding as possible for a new record right now. So if you've enjoyed stuff I've done in the past, you can directly support a new Swine LP slated to come out some time in 2020.

If you'd like, you can think of this as a new form of crowdfunding. Sure, you could donate to my non-existent Patreon or Kickstarter in the hopes of potentially getting something in the future. Or you could give me $4 and get something RIGHT NOW. Will that translate into future rewards? I will be honest - absolutely. One "lucky customer"* will be chosen at random** to receive a "solid gold"*** edition**** of the next Swine LP.

*I'm sorry. I shouldn't have used the phrase "lucky customer" here. It feels disingenuous.
**Randomness to be determined by coin flip, dice rolls or maybe just how I feel that day.
***I will call up your boss and tell them off for you. I accept no liability if your employment is terminated after this.
****"Solid gold" tier does not include copy of next Swine LP either in digital or physical form.

"BUT WAIT," you're asking, despite "but wait" being phrased in the form of a statement rather than a question. Really, it's more of a fragment. Potentially even a dangling participle. However, to answer the burning question that's currently plaguing you, the answer is "YES". That's right. The new Swine LP CAN LEAD YOU TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM. Here's how:

First, you WILL NEED TO purchase at least one copy of FutureGrunge/FuckSounds at the $599.99 tier. This WILL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO relevant training materials, emotional coaching directly from Aaron M.***** AND one box of business cards******. Aaron M. WILL PERSONALLY******* teach you******** to MAXIMIZE WEALTH********* IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE using TRIED AND TRUE METHODS**********.

But that's not all - for every copy of FutureGrunge/FuckSounds you harass...I mean, convince your friends & family to purchase, you will be able to start building RESIDUAL INCOME. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU, dear reader can personally become an active member in The Swine, LLC.

All YOU need to do is to buy one copy and then convince at least 3 other people to buy a copy. Then those three people convince 3 other people to buy a copy. Are you still with me? So just by YOU getting directly involved, not only are you building wealth for The Swine, LLC but you're building up YOUR future earning potential!!!

I need 30 to 40 people to get in on this GROUND FLOOR OPPORTUNITY to BE YOUR OWN BOSS. Again, I need 30-40 people who are MOTIVATED SELF-STARTERS. Because I can guarantee it's going to happen with or without you. Now, I wouldn't normally let just anyone into this opportunity, but I see a lot of potential in my fans. I know most offers like this out there are crap, but this one isn't.

Folks, I'm real excited about this one. Can you feel it? That electricity that comes with the knowledge that you're about to make the best financial decision of your life! But I can't do it alone. I can't do it without YOU. So click that button to buy now and enter in all of your credit card details into Bandcamp's SECURE payment provider and send $10 or $20 or $599.99!!! Because TOGETHER we can build a bright future for yourself, for The Swine, LLC, FOR EVERYBODY.

Do you have what it takes?

Love,
Aaron M.

*****Coaching to be provided by substitute to be determined as Aaron M. equivalent.
******Business cards to be purchased by ENTRANT and WILL NOT be provided by The Swine, LLC.
*******Aaron M. will not personally provide coaching sessions.
********The Swine, LLC is not an educational institution, as such does not guarantee claims of "learning", "education", "teaching" OR other trademarks affiliated with intellectual improvement.
*********The Swine, LLC makes no guarantee of improved financial status.
**********Claims have not been scientifically validated.

credits

released December 20, 2019

Guitars, bass, programming, keys, vocals - Aaron M.
Contact: theswineband@gmail.com

Cover art - Aaron Pooke (Solid Eye Design)
Contact: solideyedesign@gmail.com

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